Lyrics

VERSE
I have a theory about marriage and divorce
How they run together on a parallel course
At the start, how much you want in
Is how much you want out in the end

PRE-CHORUS
(As for me) (Now) I wanted in bad
But I’m wantin’ out worse
She’s startin' to shout, and I’m startin’ to curse
’Cause our love is, yes, our love is...

CHORUS
Cold as a French fry at the bottom of the sack
Six beers short of a very-much-needed sixpack
It’s bad to the bone, and she don’t know Jack
Now I’m good as gone; never never comin’ back

VERSE
The heat was very hot, but the cold is just as cold
It’s an age-old story once again bein’ told
But this time on the theory that love could turn to hate
So you better listen up before it’s way, way, way too late

Repeat PRE-CHORUS/CHORUS/SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/TAG
Cold as a French fry at the bottom of the sack
Man, that’s cold...

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
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Description: Fallin’ in love; Fallin’ out...
ISRC: QZ37R1900026
BMI: 18292502
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